Oh no, Violent Acres has thrown her trademarked bitterness at me!
If I had posted and discovered that my audience was filled with people who like to drive below the speed limit and are completely oblivious to the world around them, I would have just hung it up and quit. What does it say about you that your readers are so worthless that they like to evangelize how slow they drive? "I do it on purpose, just to bother people."
No that totally makes sense. I should leave earlier everyday so I can creep behind people who won't get out of the way of an entirely empty lane. Sounds like the life for me! I'm just a crazy young teenager because I hate pointless waste and inefficiency. Yup, that's just what I am, a product of the Me-Generation because I think it's ridiculous to obstruct others.
Maturity though--that's being a shrew who sits at a computer, drums up discussion then refuses to take part in it because she's too good for it. It's claiming that other people should be polite when you're busy, everywhere except the road. Or maybe you don't allow comments because you're just laughable. I'm not even going to respond to the fact that you clearly can't read. But that's just because I don't think I could fill it with enough random hyperbole.
We get it. You're not like all those other people. You're a contrarian. And you pull in $25 dollars a week from blogads by screaming Bill O'Reilly like headlines that appeal to the latent misogynists at Digg and the 4th Wavers at Gawker. Look at me! I'm different (not insecure), shower me with attention so I can ignore it.
What do I know? After all, I find lose-lose situations to be frustrating and try to avoid them.
But again, I really appreciate all 700 people you sent my way.
Posted by ryanholiday at 12:48 PM