The Five Rules of Wisdom

by Ryan on April 9, 2009

“Always ask any questions that are to be asked and never answer any. Turn everything you hear to your own advantage. Always carry a repair outfit. Take left turns as much as possible. Never apply your front brake first.

‘If you follow them’, said the Sergeant, ‘you will save your soul and never get a fall on a slippery road.”

The Third Policeman is a mindfuck.

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brian o brien April 10, 2009 at 6:02 pm

Partly because Irish people just talk like that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiberno-English

I didn’t understand Lost any better after reading it either.

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Nicky Papers April 11, 2009 at 2:33 pm

I agree with the “always have a repair outfit”. I always have an overnight bag in my trunk with some extra cloths. Depending on the situation I may have a pressed white or black button down on a hanger just in case the occasion becomes more formal.

Best regards,

Nicky Papers

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