Tee hee. & thanks.

Are you really trying that hard to sound funny?

Of course I’m not asking for the specific hour that a person transforms into a mature selfless person, I’m wondering about the stage in life that a person matures out of this.

I’m being dead serious, stop the attempt at sounding witty and sharp, no one is impressed and I can see through to your desperation like glass.

Often this blogging and everything else is not about megalomaniac vanity, but instead a sort of ‘call and response’ type exercise. is anyone out there? maybe. maybe not. who cares? it’s supposed to be about the process and not the destination. some people get there, get famous. others don’t care if they get there or not, they just keep doing it. yes, it’s kind of sad and maybe laughable to a snarky person that would have taken the time to deconstruct someone’s 33 ‘followers,’ but our society is becoming more and more isolated, and the core word in the phrase imaginary audience is audience. it’s something.

You are one of those people who would better “service others” through being stabbed in the face by the fabled but unfortunately ever elusive machine that stabs people over the internet. But then again, you would probably be able to do something impressive and dodge the knife, so it would all be in vain.

Why would you ask such a stupid fucking question? I mean, uh, ya — you are supposed to grow out of that stage exactly when you are 20 years and 2 and a half months old, but only if you pluck 14 hairs out of a donkey’s ass when a full moon is out during the month containing your birthday.

On a more serious note, I think as humans we’re hardwired to think other people care – if they don’t then we’re alone. Granted some people take this a bit too far!

Begs the question – will you go fuck yourself?

Focusing on service to others and being truly helpful makes me money.

Thank you!